what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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