hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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