Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her vagine was all disorganized.
i barfeds in our rink
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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