Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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