There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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