@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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