HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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