And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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