So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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