i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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