Kiss
Puke
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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