I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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