Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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