the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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