I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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