Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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