You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
