Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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