Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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