Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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