I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
whose parrot is this?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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