this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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