Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
