it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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