i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
