Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
MIDGETS
????
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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