The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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