If that was your dad, he is hot
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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