fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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