he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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