Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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