Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
wow bdsm is so cute
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