New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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