then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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