If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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