you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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