plz talk dirty to me
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
