Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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