so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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