rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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