No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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