I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
