I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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