what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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