You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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