you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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