I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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