What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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