My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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