You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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