i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
