Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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