Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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