I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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