All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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