We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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